tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12546017.post2375105630074008809..comments2023-12-22T10:17:24.280-05:00Comments on Bookpuddle: Splash du Jour: TuesdayCiprianohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00254338542624853230noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12546017.post-89911042414355362122008-02-19T21:41:00.000-05:002008-02-19T21:41:00.000-05:00I love these kind of groan sort of joke stories th...I love these kind of <B>groan</B> sort of joke stories that end with lines that are familiar lines in other contexts, as it were.<BR/><BR/>Here is another dang good one:<BR/><BR/><B>A man who had been out of the country for 10 years entered Greg's Grog, the liquor store he had formerly patronized.<BR/><BR/>"Show me where you keep your quarts of Scotch," he said to the clerk.<BR/>"I'm sorry. We don't carry quarts," the clerk replied.<BR/>"Well, how about a fifth then?"<BR/>"We don't have that either," replied the clerk.<BR/>"A pint?" the customer asked. <BR/>But before the clerk had a chance to say no, the light dawned.<BR/>"Never mind," the customer said, "just take me to your liter."</B>Ciprianohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00254338542624853230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12546017.post-62555159607238521142008-02-19T16:42:00.000-05:002008-02-19T16:42:00.000-05:00Ha! That's a good one!Ha! That's a good one!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12546017.post-25899102327853622112008-02-19T12:49:00.000-05:002008-02-19T12:49:00.000-05:00GRRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAANNNNNNN.......GRRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAANNNNNNN.......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12546017.post-28609148060704537542008-02-19T09:24:00.000-05:002008-02-19T09:24:00.000-05:00Thank you Cip! It's been a very rough couple of we...Thank you Cip! It's been a very rough couple of weeks and this was the first good laugh I've had-I love word play jokes! You made my day...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com