Thursday, June 15, 2006

Enuresis?

Myrtle: Yes, actually I have recently discovered a good blog.

Jim: Really? Is it that one called Bookpuddle?

Myrtle: [muffled snorting]… Are you kidding? Bookpuddle is almost as useless as that other one, Godpuddle. Both are pretty much a complete waste of time.

Jim: Well, spill the beans Myrtle. What is this “good” blog called?

Myrtle: It’s called Poetrypuddle. Original poetry by some guy.

Jim: Sounds to me like it’s maybe the same guy. Seems to have a thing about puddles, probably a result of early childhood problems with enuresis. Like all three of these blogs are his way of overcoming some really traumatic….

Myrtle: No, no! Can’t be. Because these poems are quite good actually. Can’t be the same guy.

Jim: OK. Sounds good. I’ll check it out.


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OK, I would not kid you.
The above wiretapped conversation actually took place between two people somewhere. Which is the lengthy and convoluted way of saying that tonight’s blog is to be found here!

Click the thing.
Don’t be chicken!

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