Thursday, June 29, 2006

Team Ukraine©

Well, the time now comes to admit that I am not much of a soccer fan.
But I am real huge fan of BEING UKRAINIAN!
See, truth is, it is fairly impossible to be more Ukrainian than I am… ethnically speaking now. There has been no inter-marrying of any other sort of species for generation upon generation, in my family.
And now, here we are, us pedigree-Ukrainians, knee-deep in the World Cup.
Ukraine is right in there, in amongst these last eight teams.

I have been saying to everyone at work that Ukraine is going to pulverize Italy tomorrow…. like 8 – 0 !!
People laugh, but think about it. This Ukrainian team, THEY TRAIN WITH CABBAGES!
So how hard can kicking around a BALL afterwards, really be?

The above photo is an example of their vigor.
After every victory, they play Toss-The-Other-Ukrainian© !

They can do it. I believe in them.
And so I will say it ahead of time, here.
Vive l’ Ukraine!

Having said all of this… the truth is, the odds are severely against them.
[The Italians train with big PROVOLONES!]

Here is an article on the subject of tomorrow’s matchup:

By Sonia Oxley
HAMBURG, June 29 (Reuters) - Debutants Ukraine have already exceeded expectations but said they wanted to extend their World Cup run by upsetting Italy in the quarter-finals on Friday.
"We have not finished yet," coach Oleg Blokhin told reporters on Thursday.
"We understand that Italy are the favourites, but two teams are playing. We will try and get to the semi-final."
Ukraine go into the game knowing that whatever the result they have already made their mark at the tournament.
Ukraine came into the tournament after an impressive qualifying campaign in which they were the first European team to secure a place at the finals.
They bounced back from a 4-0 thrashing by Spain in their first finals game, defeating Saudi Arabia by the same score before reaching the second round after a 1-0 win over Tunisia.
They beat Switzerland on penalties in the second round after a tedious scoreless draw. Despite the achievement of getting so far in the tournament in their first outing, they have been criticised for playing uninspiring football in their matches so far.
That criticism cuts little ice with Blokhin.
"Many of the teams who played attractive football have already gone home. I really liked Mexico but they are out, Spain and others," Blokhin said.

Ukraine are almost at full strength going into the game, with the only problem being who to pair with feared striker Andriy Shevchenko after usual partner Andriy Voronin picked up a thigh injury in the previous game.
The daily Sovietsky Sport said his replacement was likely to be Artem Milevsky, who impressed with a cheeky chip into the net during Ukraine's penalty shootout victory over Switzerland on Monday.
Milevsky, distinctive with his flowing black hair, was called up for the World Cup from Ukraine's under-21 team, runners-up last month at the European Championship. The game kicks off at 1900 GMT on Friday in Hamburg and the winner will face either Germany or Argentina in the semi-finals.
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Let’s do it, boys!
Here is a former article on My Own Personal Ukrainian-ness.

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2 comments:

Cold Molasses said...

So Cip...here's what you do...you go to a place called Sallo San Marko (I'm sure I've misspelled this), which is the local hangout for the Italian fans to watch the football games. You get your Ukrainian football jersey on and cheer loudly and proudly for your team. But you might want to arrange for a clear path the exit just in case Ukraine wins...the Italian fans tend to take their football a little seriously!

Cipriano said...

Dear Cold Mol:
Alas... my team of cabbage rolls collapsed under the pressure of too much pesto and fortissimo!
But there is one thing the Ukrainians are still better at than the Italians....
ROWDY WEDDINGS!

No wait. Italy's probably got us beat there, too!