Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Splash du Jour: Wednesday

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "Hey, buddy. You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit."
As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run.
If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
-- Mitch Hedberg –

Have a great Wednesday!

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