Fast-food lovers everywhere… REJOICE!
← Starbucks is selling wicked good-looking breakfast sandwiches!
I knew this day would come!
Is it not prophesied in The Book of Revelations or something?
God, I love Starbucks!
I want to almost live there!
So now they’ve got all kinds of McMuffin-y things, I just saw them today after work for the first time! I almost passed out.
So what if it’s 7 p.m.! I want one of these!
It may have been to avoid any more of my drool-slobber getting all over the display case, but the barista guy, my buddy Damien, asked me if I wanted a FREE breakfast sandwich of my choice.
I said, “Is the Pope Catholic?”
So he grabbed one of these beauties, heated it up in the Starbucks Hell-Oven© and I’m telling you… I committed Eight Entirely New Sins eating that thing!
Then I re-loaded my Starbucks card, got a half-pound of Italian Extra-Bold coffee, ground to a Turkish pulp… ahh… life is good.
“I’ve got one spare artery unclogged, give me another McStarMuffin, Damien!”