God appears to Adam and Eve in the Garden and announces that he has two gifts, one for each of them, and he would like them to decide who gets which gift. He says, “The first gift is the ability to pee standing up.” Impulsively, Adam yells out, “Pee standing up? That is so cool! I want that one!” “Okay,” says God, “that one’s your Adam. Eve, you get the other one – multiple orgasms.”
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