Is it the weekend yet?
You know, lately, what with the change of seasons and all and that thing they do with the clocks, I am waking up when it is dark out and I'm setting the alarm of my building at work when it is..... [can you guess the next words?]........ yeah, WHEN IT IS DARK OUT.
This just isn't right.
Because it leaves so little time for more important things.
1) drinking coffee.
2) Reading, while drinking coffee.
3) Eating a hamburger after you've had enough of the above.
4) Switching to beer, later on.
Stuff like that.
But it's the weekend. Lettuce be thankful.
I mean -- work is screwing up my entire life, I'm sorry.
Now, take a look at this picture here:
See, that is a photo is of an actual Library somewhere in Australia.
I am adopting it as my Personal Version of Heaven.
Here is what I want to happen... --
So I win the Lottery, and that week it just happened to be $20 million.
So I buy a house next to this Library.
END OF STORY.
I know you want more. But there IS no more!
Leave me alone. I'll be fine.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone, leave me alone, leavemealoneleavemealone!