Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Splash du Jour: Tuesday

When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink Rum
over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink Whiskey
over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink Gin
over ice, it can give you brain failure.
Apparently, ice is bad for you.


Have a great Tuesday!

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2 comments:

BBB said...

Maybe that's why you can't get ice in England.

D.B. said...

I've seen more old drunks than there are old doctors, so I guess I better have another round! Thank you, Willie Nelson, so wise, so wise.