Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Splash du Jour: Tuesday

Letterman's Top Ten

Top 10 Signs You're Not Cut Out 

To Be A Race Car Driver


10. You're only in it for the intensely vibrating seat.
9. You've always felt that passing other cars is rude.
8. Terms of your parole won't let you leave Delaware.
7. All this week, you've been stockpiling Twinkies.
6. Friends know you as "Mr. Motion Sickness."
5. You're existentially opposed to the starting line and finish line being the same line.
4. You know what "existentially" means.
3. You don't like to be rushed.
2. You can't even handle high-speed internet.
1. More than 10 minutes sitting? Crippling ass cramps.

Have a great Tuesday!


Anonymous said...

Happy birthday. Cip!

Merisi said...

Happy Birthday, Mr. Bookpuddle,
happy birthday to you! xxx

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, Cipriano!!
Celebrate yourself! Paint the town red!

Cipriano said...

Thank you for these nice wishes, friends!
I'm verrrrrrrrry close to being half a century old now.
That just doesn't seem right at all!
-- Cheers!