If there’s one thing that almost never fails to crack me up, it is David Letterman’s Top-Ten List. Here is a recent one that had me very nearly soiling my pantaloons!
May it have a similar effect upon you…
Top Ten Signs Your Pilot Is Drunk
10. Introduces his co-pilots as Johnnie Walker and Jack Daniels.
9. Wings on his hat made of folded cocktail straws.
8. In lieu of P.A. safety instructions, he sings “Kung Fu Fighting”.
7. Long rambling announcements about animal shapes he’s seeing in the clouds.
6. At security, passengers remove shoes – he removes pants.
5. Giggling fit every time he says the word “cockpit”.
4. Delays takeoff to de-ice his mojito.
3. You experience heavy turbulence and you’re only taxiing to the runway.
2. Invites all passengers to a “layover” in his hotel room.
1. Midflight asks, “Which one of you losers is the designated driver?”
Have a great Wednesday!
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This is a good one. I love Letterman's top 10s :)
ReplyDelete"Invites all passengers to a “layover” in his hotel room"
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, that guy is in way over his clouds. *giggle*
LOL, that is too funny!
ReplyDeleteWhat a timely post.
ReplyDeleteTwo nights ago a Hong Kong-bound flight, scheduled for 1:20 am departure, never left the gate of SF airport. Some 400 passengers were stuck on the plane for 7 hours without knowing what was going on. Pilot must be drunk.
Personally, I think that Letterman is underappreciated.
ReplyDeleteI think he is an off-the-cuff, comic genius.
Thank you for your comments, dear friends.