Last summer, while exiting a store, I felt all of a sudden something warm hitting my head, then my arms. Must have been the biggest bird mess ever. It was not a pleasant situation. Merisi
I remember going to Boston with a friend of mine. We had just parked the car, like just drove into town, walked a little ways to Faneuil Market [spelling?] something like that. He leaned on this one building and some sort of bird [could NOT have been a pigeon].... I don't know, some kind of flying rhinoceros crapped on him from a height of like eight miles and the impact nearly knocked him over. It smeared all the way down his track suit, from shoulder to ankle, pretty much. I laughed so hard I nearly died.
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Last summer, while exiting a store, I felt all of a sudden something warm hitting my head, then my arms. Must have been the biggest bird mess ever. It was not a pleasant situation.
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I remember going to Boston with a friend of mine.
ReplyDeleteWe had just parked the car, like just drove into town, walked a little ways to Faneuil Market [spelling?] something like that. He leaned on this one building and some sort of bird [could NOT have been a pigeon].... I don't know, some kind of flying rhinoceros crapped on him from a height of like eight miles and the impact nearly knocked him over. It smeared all the way down his track suit, from shoulder to ankle, pretty much.
I laughed so hard I nearly died.