"What do you even mean by saying that Bookpuddle is 'real boring' lately!
Do you not know that the creator of Bookpuddle is going through
a very stressful time right now?
His H-A 12-Step Recovery Support network [Hamburgers Anonymous]
has pretty much given up on him.
His breast-reduction surgery has backfired. Again!
The poor man is wallowing in Old Milwaukee!
Now go to your room Hubert, and don't you come out of there
until you can say something civil, about this poor,
dear, dear man. This Cipriano of ours."
Do you not know that the creator of Bookpuddle is going through
a very stressful time right now?
His H-A 12-Step Recovery Support network [Hamburgers Anonymous]
has pretty much given up on him.
His breast-reduction surgery has backfired. Again!
The poor man is wallowing in Old Milwaukee!
Now go to your room Hubert, and don't you come out of there
until you can say something civil, about this poor,
dear, dear man. This Cipriano of ours."
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Something civil.... something civil.... This is a tough one! Do we get a prize if we come up with something?
ReplyDeleteA pox on Hubert.
ReplyDeleteFrom my POV you are a gentleman (??), a scholar and so innovative (Stickies - be gone!).
As for the hamburger addiction, I think you should just learn to accept – and grow – with it.
I realise this may only make the problem worse but....have you tried The Works? It's hamburger heaven in there. Try it. At least it might help you get over Burger King and all those other crappy places. You'll only crave the real deal, not some fatty impostor-ish hamburgers.
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