← A brave lad [this is him, right here] raised himself from the dust, and cried out:
“King Bookpuddle, I beseech thee. Unworthy though I be, may I personally fling the early morning of Tuesday into the bubbling Slough Of Intense Horridness© yonder?”
A hush fell upon the multitude...
“You may, indeed, young Geoffrey,” declared the King, adding, “And select from among you one you feel may be sufficiently equipped in body and soul to instruct me as to what the hell to do with Wednesday!”
And the people cried, “You are great, oh King. Even magnificent, as it were!”
Have a great…. never mind!