Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Splash du Jour: Tuesday

An escalator can never break.
It can only become stairs.

You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

-- Mitch Hedberg

Have a great Tuesday!

3 comments:

Merisi's Vienna For Beginners said...

Well, Mr. Hedberg never lived in Washington, DC, "Capitol South" Metro Station, for example. They close down the "stairs". No way around or up and down. :-)

Beth said...

My Tuesday smile.
Thanks.

cipriano said...

The guy is truly more hilarious than a barrel of aardvarks!