Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Splash du Jour: Tuesday

An escalator can never break.
It can only become stairs.

You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

-- Mitch Hedberg

Have a great Tuesday!


Merisi's Vienna For Beginners said...

Well, Mr. Hedberg never lived in Washington, DC, "Capitol South" Metro Station, for example. They close down the "stairs". No way around or up and down. :-)

Beth said...

My Tuesday smile.

cipriano said...

The guy is truly more hilarious than a barrel of aardvarks!