Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Splash du Jour: Wednesday

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years till you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating… you finish off as an orgasm.
-- George Carlin –

Have a great Wednesday!


Bonnie Jacobs said...

Hey, I love this quote ... umm, this splash. Thanks for a good laugh.

patricia said...

Heh. I'd forgotten about that one! Gawd I love George Carlin. The man is a genius!

And yeah, I'd love to finish off as an orgasm – a MULTIPLE one!!

Kimmie said...

This reminds me that I really need to find out if George Carlin has a blog or a website. I think he's genius.

cipriano said...

Carlin is a riot!
Thank you all for spalshing in the Puddle.
-- Cip