A girl from Illinois and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. In an attempt to be friendly, the girl from Illinois said, "So, where ya from?"
The east coast girl said, "I'm from a place where they know better than to end a sentence with a preposition."
The girl from Illinois sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya from, bitch?"
-- sent to me from a reader IN Illinois, I swear --
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