Monday, August 03, 2009

Splash du Jour: Monday

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
-- Maxine --

Have a great Monday!

1 comment:

kingmonkey said...

This reminds me of my friend, Jeff. When he was in U of Windsor, he told me of a trip to his school library. He was listening to Werewolves of London, by Warren Zevon. He was singing along with the chorus, quietly. After the song was over, he looked up to see he was getting concerned stares from fellow students. You see, it turns out he was singing a little louder than he realized. Furthermore, he was only singing along with the "A-wooooo!" parts of the chorus.