Friday, November 26, 2010
Splash du Jour: Friday
A Peahen Complains
Thank God for that sun-roof idea. Those two giraffes
were about asphyxiated before Shem cranked it open.
What angers me most? None of us asked for this.
Follow the ostriches. Follow the emus. Follow follow
follow. If I had hands I would have taken that air horn
and flung it into Ethiopia. We marched like animals.
Granted, nearly anything is better than drowning. But
the noise and smell is killing me. On the intercom I
heard that the Captain sent out a reconnaissance dove.
Rumour is we land tomorrow. Listen up now, Horatio.
Evolve some better tailfeathers! Something with planets
on it -- Something your future daughter cannot resist.
-- © Ciprianowords, Inc. 2010 --
Have a great Friday!