Friday, August 18, 2006

Splash du Jour: Friday

I think that these are some excellent words about success.
About maintaining a healthy perspective on achievement.
Think of it. → Marvin Hamlisch has won three Oscars, four Grammys, three Emmys, a Tony, three Golden Globes and a Pulitzer for songs such as “The Way We Were” and the Broadway musical The Goodbye Girl.
And he says:
“If you came to my apartment, you would not see the Oscar. The truth is, it’s really not about that. It’s really about wanting to do what you can do as well as you can do it for as long as you can do it… Yeah, the penny dropped when I got my three Oscars, but you know how long the penny drops for? You have a great evening, you’ve got all these people around you, you come home and you’ve got these three Oscars – which, by the way, you have to give back so they can put your name on them, which, by the way, you have to pay for – and then the next day, it’s basically business as usual, you get the twenty calls of congratulation and on you go.”
-- Marvin Hamlisch

Love it!

Have a great Friday!

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Splash du Jour: Thursday

There are two kinds of cigar smokers – patrician fellows, who look as though they had been born to smoke the finest Havana, and people like myself, who look like cannibals gnawing a finger from their latest victim. If one does not belong to the very small first class, one should smoke cigars in private; nothing makes a man look so degraded as a drool-soaked, tattered, burning stump of tobacco stuck in one corner of his mouth.
-- Robertson Davies, in Samuel Marchbank’s Almanack

[You know what? I agree with him. On all points.]

Have a great Wednesday!

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Splash du Jour: Wednesday

Ann-Marie MacDonald, speaking of her novel, Fall On Your Knees:
I spent five years on this book, and when I write something it’s like my child and, of course, I love it. And I want it to be a precious gift that I will give to the reader. I want the reader to feel like nobody wrote it, that it’s their own. Because that’s how I feel about my favorite books. I have an intimate relationship with them. And God knows, I don’t want to meet the author, so why anybody wants to meet the author is beyond me. It’s going to wreck it.
-- Ann-Marie MacDonald

[I would really love to meet her!]

Have a great Wednesday!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Yellow!

So last night after work I was at the Mall.
I ate at my favorite place, the Bourbon Street Grill, then schmaltzed around there for a bit, had a coffee and read a bit.
Bought a button-up short-sleeved summer shirt. White with orange vertical stripes.
I know, I know… that’s not going to exactly get me on the cover of the next GQ or anything. But it made me feel cool, putting that shirt on. And by “cool” I mean… not hot.
Cold.
I looked sort of like a Creamsicle© .
Remember those things?
Creamsicles?

When I left the Mall I set out on the freeway, and while still on the on-ramp I noticed a small lump on the road, and drove over it.
Sort of like, “tha-whump-a.” [paraphrasing].
Totally committed to the freeway now… I thought about that glimpse of the lump, and the more I thought about it, the more it seemed like a wallet.
A black wallet.
“Yep. That’s exactly what a wallet would sound like, if I drove over it.”

I took the next exit.
Then backtracked around about ten blocks, through the Mall parking lot again, and this time, as I approached the freeway again, I pulled over, got out, and retrieved what was, in fact, a man’s wallet.
Full of credit cards, driver’s license, medical card, calling card, all kinds of junk.
[No cash. Rats!]
So when I got home I called the number on the calling card.
No answer.
Looked in the phone book. This guy has a second phone number, same middle initial, in fact same address as the residence one. But here he is listed as a lawyer, in bolder print.
Hmmm…
I call the man’s law office and left a message…. “Umm, I just ran over your wallet on the freeway and it looks like at least 900 other people ran over it before I did, but my phone number is……”

About an hour later I get a call, and the guy wants to come over and pick up his wallet.
No probs. Give him directions to my place.
Soon he rings me up, and I take the elevator down to meet the man and his wife. He doesn’t even shake my hand.
Grabs the wallet from me.
His hands are shaking as he rifles through the thing.
Then he looks at me and says, “There is a credit card missing.”
Oooooh.
“Maybe this wasn’t such a good thing to do,” I am now thinking to myself.
Good Samaritan, Good SHMARMARITAN!
All I want now is to get back up to my apartment.

What does this guy think?
I stole his ONE credit card and then figured I’d call him up to return the rest of them?
I say to the guy…. “Sir, I assure you. That is exactly as I found it. I touched nothing inside there except to find out your name and phone number.”
He said something like, “No, of course. Of course. OK.” Then added a mild “Thanks” and that was about it.
He hopped in his shiny red SUV and barrelled away.
I still do not know if his wallet was stolen or if it landed on the highway earlier, as his wife tried to maybe throw HIM out of the car!
It was strange.
If that was me…. if someone had returned all of those hard-to-replace items to me, voluntarily taken the time to rescue the wallet and all, I would have been much more effusive in my gratitude.
But what can I say?
I’m a real creamsicle of a guy.
And some other people… more like yellow ice-cubes on a stick.
Yellow.
If you know what I mean…

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Splash du Jour: Tuesday

Our freshman English teacher says that she can't finish Romeo and Juliet.
How afraid should I be?

-- an Illinois High School English Teacher

My answer to her?
→“Methinks it doth not bode well.”
Should we worry?
→ “Hel noe! Knot yit innyway!”

Have a great Tuesday, y’all!

Monday, August 14, 2006

"One may as well begin..."

I noticed a real similarity in one aspect of a couple novels I recently read.
→ Opening lines.
First, there is this opening line in Zadie Smith’s novel On Beauty:

One may as well begin with Jerome’s emails to his father.

Smith has been rather severely criticised for her mimicry of other authors, case in point being Harper’s editor Wyatt Mason [I think, harshly] slamming her style as being “the literary equivalent of karaoke”. [I wrote of this in a previous blog].
Sure enough, E.M. Forster’s classic work, Howard’s End does open with an ominously similar line:

One may as well begin with Helen’s letters to his sister.

Thing is, Zadie Smith has made no secret that her latest work is heavily influenced by Forster, and she even calls it an “homage to Howard’s End.
But I disagree with Mason’s cutting remark.
For one thing, as an accomplished karaoke singer myself, I know that there is a lot more to any song than the opening line. And really, arguing that On Beauty is LIKE Howard’s End is sort of like saying that umm… “Laura Ingalls Wilder writes a lot like…. William Peter Blatty!”
Please!
Some critics need an exorcism or two!

On Beauty is a great novel.
It’s gutsy.
It’s hip.
Real hip.
[Do people still say “hip”? Like… to mean groovy?]

I regret to say that I have been too lazy [there is no other excuse, really] to write appropriate reviews of my most recent reads. Honestly.
Lazier than ten snakes, I am.
So, here is a wickedly brutal synopsis of the last little while…

On Beauty by Zadie Forster → Superb. Funny. Witty. Sharp. Sexy. A must-read.
So Long, See You Tomorrow by William Maxwell → Good. Not remarkably good, though. Memoirish, stylewise. A bit confusing at times.
Eleven Minutes by Paulo Coelho → Not all that great, really. I cannot recommend it, and yet be honest with my inner bookpuddle.
Dance of the Happy Shades by Alice Munro → Pretty much goes without saying that I am going to love it and suggest that all living humans read it. Maybe even dead ones!
The Poe Shadow by Matthew Pearl → I preferred his first one, The Dante Club, over this one, but still, a really great read. Well done. For lovers of Edgar, essential.
My Life As A Fake by Peter Carey → Superb, and my favorite of all the books listed here. I literally could not put the thing down.

OK, so now [currently] I am reading what is shaping up to be a great story.
Pearl, by Mary Gordon.
It is real good, real interesting. Powerful strong narration.
And back to my opening topic… check out this opening line, of Pearl:

We may as well begin with the ride home.

I kid you not!
I’ve gotta go now and write an article about how Mary Gordon is… as the French might say it…. “tres Forsterian”!

And, in summary, if you want to go and read a great, worthwhile book, “one may as well begin with On Beauty!”

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Splash du Jour: Monday


“The test of literature is, I suppose, whether we ourselves live more intensely for the reading of it.”
-- Elizabeth Drew

Have a great Monday!

Saturday, August 12, 2006

All By Myself

Well, today's blog has absolutely nothing to do with a "book" but it almost did involve a "puddle"... I laughed so much at these two crazy girls, shown here.
I just happened to stumble across one of these lip-synching videoclips that seem to be all the rage nowadays.
At first, as it began to play I thought,"What the hell?" but then as it kept going, getting into some of the more visceral lyrics, it really cracked me up.
I have not seen such great acting since.... since Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men.
So, grab the Kleenex! Or even a knife!
Sit back, and take a few moments for a real tearjerker of a tune.

What would dear old Eric Carmen say, if he could see his song so brutally exaggerated and abused?
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Friday, August 11, 2006

Splash du Jour: Friday

“I must confess that I am not afraid of the word ‘tension.’ I have earnestly opposed violent tension, but there is a type of constructive, nonviolent tension which is necessary for growth. Just as Socrates felt that it was necessary to create a tension in the mind so that individuals could rise from the bondage of myths and half-truths to the unfettered realm of creative analysis and objective appraisal, we must see the need for nonviolent gadflies to create the kind of tension in society that will help men rise from the dark depths of prejudice and racism to the majestic heights of understanding and brotherhood.”
-- Martin Luther King Jr. (1928-1968) –

Have a great Friday!
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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Cancer Ward

Hi y’all.
I have been busy being depressed about my holidays ending.
Gotta face the fact that it’s over.
It’s over.
Back to reality here, I am thinking of doing a sort of a series of bloggatry on books that have greatly influenced my taste in great literature.
One of the first authors that comes to mind is Alexander Solzhenitsyn.
His novel, Cancer Ward, published [in English] in 1969.
I have written previously, of his novel The First Circle, and also, on Solzhenitsyn in general, but tonight, a few words about Cancer Ward

"All I want is... to sleep on a camp-bed under the stars... to live just this one summer..."
That is the simple sentiment of the patients of the Cancer Ward... expressed by one, but felt by all. Through a study of the diverse lives of the characters here assembled, Solzhenitsyn probes with searing exactitude the process of living with cancer, and more specifically, the treatment of cancer in Stalinist Russia.
He had reason to be acquainted with firsthand knowledge of the topic. In 1954, the 35 year old Solzhenitsyn was himself diagnosed with a rare form of cancer known as seminoma, and was admitted for radiation treatment.
The importance of Cancer Ward lies in its ability for us as readers to consider that aspect of life which we all have in common... our mortality. Here we see all the possibilities of response: initial denial, hope, fear, loss of freedom, reluctance to accept treatment, despair, eventual resignation... we laugh and we cry with those who laugh and cry. These are REAL fictional people. In fact, the character of Oleg Kostoglotov is very similar to that of Solzhenitsyn himself. Kostoglotov is the optimistic realist, and one of the few who ever leave the cancer ward on their own two legs. The biographer D.M. Thomas has noted that Solzhenitsyn seemed to have defeated his cancer by his own "iron determination to live", as does Kostoglotov. Often in the novel, K is pitted against Rusinov, a high-ranking government official who has the most prolonged struggle with accepting his own diagnosis. One significant verbal exchange between the two is as follows:

Rusinov: "We musn't talk about death! We mustn't even remind anyone of it."
Kostoglotov: "If we can't talk about death here, where on earth can we?"

On September 22, 1967 a session of the Union of Soviet Writers was convened to discuss the degree of censorship to which Solzhenitsyn's Cancer Ward should be subjected... some came to revile and berate him, others were there to offer a sort of restrained praise. At that meeting, the author stated: "...I absolutely do not understand why Cancer Ward is being accused of being antihumanitarian. Quite the reverse is true: life conquers death, the past is conquered by the future... In general, the task of the writer cannot be reduced to defence or criticism of one or another form of government. The tasks of the writer are connected with more general and durable questions, such as the secrets of the human heart and conscience..."

After Solzhenitsyn had left to catch his train, it is reported that one of the committee members (Surkov) said: "Well, now we can relax over a few vodkas. I'll tell you what I really think. It may be that when the Soviet empire has gone the way of the Third Reich, Cancer Ward will come to stand even higher than First Circle among his novels. The latter is perhaps just a bit too enclosed, so to speak, within our political system, whereas the former, by dealing with something universal in human experience - cancer, pain, the certainty of dying - will never lose any of its relevance."

I could not agree more wholeheartedly.

Cancer Ward.
Definitely re-readable.
Indispensable, in the canon of who I am.

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Splash du Jour: Thursday

Essayist Sven Birkerts, writes:
The past feels slow and stodgy to us because that's how people lived before they knew what we know. The condescension implicit in our bemusement - bemusement whipped to a fine froth on every television set in the land - is a terrible betrayal of origins. I am often struck by the following paradox: We celebrate these enormous strides of progress, but it is not as though we had ever begun to exhaust the possibilities of the earlier technology. Content and depth and understanding, remain largely imprisoned in our pages of print. We never really ever set them free. We are not really adequate to our radically improved technologies.

In reference to this passage, an Illinois High School English teacher writes [to me]:
"I deal with students all the time who carry on their intellectual business seated in front of high-powered computers, but who cannot make their way with any confidence through a relatively straightforward paragraph of literary prose."

Wow.

Have a great Thursday!

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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Splash du Jour: Wednesday

They are ill discoverers that think there is no land,
when they can see nothing but sea.

-- Francis Bacon (1561-1626) –

Have a great Wednesday!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Splash du Jour: Tuesday

What we, or at any rate what I, refer to confidently as memory – meaning a moment, a scene, a fact that has been subjected to a fixative and thereby rescued from oblivion – is really a form of storytelling that goes on continually in the mind and often changes with the telling. Too may conflicting emotional interests are involved for life ever to be wholly acceptable, and possibly it is the work of the storyteller to rearrange things so that they conform to this end. In any case, in talking about the past we lie with every breath we draw.
-- William Maxwell

Have a great Tuesday!

Monday, August 07, 2006

Splash du Jour: Monday

All I know for certain is that reading is of the most intense importance to me; if I were not able to read, to revisit old favorites and experiment with names new to me, I would be starved - probably too starved to go on writing myself.
-- Penelope Lively --


Have a great Monday!

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Vacation Winding Down...

Well, it sure has been a glorious week of frivolity, here on Vancouver Island.
[<-- I know, I know. I should look into the Jenny Craig program, right?]
But soon it will all be over. I've only got two more days left of it, and then it will be back to the drudgery of actual work.

Alarm clocks.
Eegads! I shudder at the reality of it all.

We've been having such a great time boating, wakeboarding, tubing, floating, snorkeling, eating, drinking, staying up late, sleeping in late... stuff like that.
Just a couple of days ago we spent an afternoon zipping about along Gabriola Island, looking at the bald eagles and the cormorants, breathing tons of fresh air. Taking it all in. Basking in sunshine. Making waves.
Then, when going through an inlet known as Dodds Narrows, we happened upon these two seals that you see here. A mother and a pup. [Could be a father I guess, it is hard to tell, huh?]

Aren't they cute?
As soon as I saw them I knew that I had to share them with you.
We floated right up to them and they were not concerned in the least.
Maybe they thought we were cute?
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Friday, August 04, 2006

Splash du Jour: Friday

I love hummingbirds.
Yesterday a friend emailed and told me that hundreds of migrating hummingbirds flew into the plate glass windows of the John Deere World Headquarters Building in Moline, Illinois.
And died.
So, in honor of these wonderful creatures, I splash out the following poem…



Humming-Bird
by D.H. Lawrence

I can imagine, in some otherworld
Primeval-dumb, far back
In that most awful stillness, that only gasped and hummed,
Humming-birds raced down the avenues.

Before anything had a soul,
While life was a heave of matter, half inanimate,
This little bit chipped off in brilliance
And went whizzing through the slow, vast, succulent stems.

I believe there were no flowers then,
In the world where the humming-bird flashed ahead of creation.
I believe he pierced the slow vegetable veins with his long beak.

Probably he was big
As mosses, and little lizards, they say, were once big.
Probably he was a jabbing, terrifying monster.

We look at him through the wrong end of the telescope of Time,
Luckily for us.

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Have a great Friday!
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Thursday, August 03, 2006

10 Questions

Isabella, of Magnificent Octopus, book-memed me.
Here are my responses:




1. One book that changed your life:
The Bible, specifically the Gospels of the New Testament.

2. One book that you’ve read more than once:
Anna Karenina by Tolstoy.

3. One book you’d want on a desert island:
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.

4. One book that made you laugh:
The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz by Mordecai Richler.

5. One book that made you cry:
Some Things That Stay by Sarah Willis.

6. One book that you wish had been written:
How To Ensure That You Are Not Dirt-Poor At Age 42.

7. One book that you wish had never been written:
The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx & Freidrich Engels.

8. One book you’re currently reading:
The Meaning of Jesus: Two Visions by Marcus J. Borg & N.T. Wright.

9. One book you’ve been meaning to read:
Middlemarch by George Eliot.

10. One person you will tag:
Matt @ A Guy's Moleskin Notebook.

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Splash du Jour: Thursday

About a year ago I attended a reading given by one of my favorite authors, Jane Urquhart. At the end of the evening Jane fielded questions from the audience, and when asked about her own favorite authors, she named William Maxwell first. I took note, for I had never even heard of Maxwell prior to this. Revering Urquhart's opinion as I do, I put a few Maxwell items on my wishlist.
My good friend and reading partner was already aquainted with Maxwell's work, and sent me a couple books, one of which I intend to begin soon.
Last night she emailed me, saying how she had been reading a collection of his short stories, entitled, All The Days And Nights.
In the preface, Maxwell tells how he was going to go to sea because he thought, if you were going to write, you needed "something to write about." He had abandoned his quest to become an English professor and, thinking it was necessary to have some kind of adventure in order to become a writer, set out to garner experiences before settling down to write.
Turns out that the position he thought he could get on the ship was not open and so he gave it up.

And henceforth, concluded:

"I had no idea that three-quarters of the material I would need for the rest of my writing life was already at my disposal. My father and mother. My brothers. The cast of larger-than-life-size characters -- affectionate aunts, friends of the family, neighbors white and black - that I was presented with when I came into the world. The look of things. The weather. Men and women long at rest in the cemetery but vividly remembered. The Natural History of home: the suede glove on the front-hall table, the unfinished game of solitaire, the oriole's nest suspended from the outermost tip of the outermost branch of the elm tree, dandelions in the grass. All there, waiting for me to learn my trade and recognize instinctively what would make a story or sustain the complicated cross-weaving of longer fiction."
-- William Maxwell (1908-2000) --

I thought that this was a fabulous way of saying that all of our lives contain the stuff of novels.
The stuff of story.
I think he is right.

Have a great Thursday!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Splash du Jour: Wednesday

The person who gets close enough to poetry, he is going to know more about the word belief than anybody else knows, even in religion nowadays.
-- Robert Frost --

Have a great Wednesday!

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Splash du Jour: Tuesday

I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren't trying to teach us.
-- Umberto Eco, in Foucault's Pendulum, Ch. 7 --

Have a great Tuesday!