Man, I've been waiting for this new innovation for years!
And finally I have found it at the supermarket.
<-- Bacon, sold in a re-sealable plastic tray container!
My God! It's about time!
For most of my adult life I've been wondering why bacon is packaged in those unmanageable contraptions that, once you've opened them, are virtually impossible to properly close again no matter how many miles of plastic wrap you devote to the mummification of the unused portion.
But it looks like the folks over at Maple Leaf have finally done it.
This, to me, is a landmark moment in pork product packaging! Now when you throw a few strips into the frying pan for your morning breakfast, hell, all you do is snap the tray lid back on and there's no more worrying about raw exposed pig slabs fermenting on a shelf in your fridge.
Bacon. A key part of one of my main food groupings [Grease] can now be safely stored in it's very own pre-fab transparent bacon-condo.
I just love it when technology gets it right!
Will wonders never cease?
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That he would die, and that his children would die, that everyone was subject to the laws of entropy, no longer bothered him. He had no desire to live forever. If life isn't meaningful now, in the present moment, it won't become meaningful by being prolonged indefinitely. Death, in fact, is a condition of meaning. …Most of the people that clamor for immortality don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
