When King Bookpuddle awoke, he placed the Crown on his royal head and made his way to the balcony, where down below, the thousands had assembled to await his Morning Decree©.
Sceptre high, he cleared his throat and bellowed:
“As of this day and henceforward, I hereby abolish all weekdays, beginning with the worst of them all, Monday!”
The crowd, with one voice, cheered and fell upon their faces crying, “Long live the King! Long live the King!”
Have a great……… never mind!
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4 comments:
sorry for questioning the king, but haven't you made this decree before? Maybe this second time it will stick :)
Dang it all --
I didn't think anyone would notice this as a repeat posting.
"THOU HATH UNVEILED MY SUBTERFUGE STEFANIE -- TO THE DUNGEON WITH YOU"...... declared King Bookpuddle......
As long as my dungeon has lots of books and a good light source I will gladly go ;)
MONDAYS
BE
DAMNED!
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