Letterman's Top 10 Signs You're Obsessed With Star Trek
10. You're writing "Star Date 5946" on your checks.
9. Family dog + aluminum foil = space dog.
8. Built your own phaser out of a staple gun and 20 D batteries.
7. Last Halloween, you dressed up as Star Trek props designer, Irving A. Feinberg.
6. You spend a lot of lonely nights "wrestling the gorn."
5. During your Power Point presentation for company's 2nd quarter review, the word "Romulans" came up more than one would normally expect.
4. Always telling barber, "Give me a Spock."
3. You're already camped out for the 2012 Star Trek sequel.
2. When the stock market goes down, you'll assuredly yell, "KHAAAAAN!"
1. Got suspended at work for trying to mind-meld with an intern.
Have a great Friday!
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1 comment:
I love it! (And yes, we may own multiple Star Trek communicators in our house, but we own far more Doctor Who paraphernalia.) :)
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